Things I have learned at my first job

You will get burned
You will get blisters
you will get burns on your blisters
you will get blisters on your blisters
You will get wet
Your pants will get uncomfortable
Your feet will hurt so badly that they start to spasm when you drive home
Your legs will be bruised for NO reason
You will slip on everything
You will fall
You will drop things
You will fuck stuff up
You will have a nervous breakdown in the bathroom
Someone will fuck you over
The check will not be worth it
Your back will ache
your hair will always be dirty
You will be too tired to study or sleep or shower
your hands will be dry
You will fuck things up
Your face will breakout
You will fuck things up