And this is why I'm tired of romantic comedy

If you've ever seen a Romantic comedy, and I'm sure you have you know the formula, a cute but quirky and sometimes underdone woman is focused on her career/having an emotional crises/watching her life go down the shitter when aha! She stumbles upon a nice man who looks like this:

And who will chuckle as I say something mortifying and at the same time cute and save me from certain death or a career fail, then we will go to dinner and I will discover just before that I am beautiful.

You see I've gone my whole life not knowing that adding a bit of makeup and taking off my glasses, maybe tossing on a short dress would totally make me beautiful as I've spent my entire life deciding that I'm a hideous gremlin.


For the record Hollywood, I look like this without makeup on

And I look like this with makeup on and my hair done

Okay Mathew, I'm going to go trip in the street and I expect you there before the car hits mme.